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Loading ...Two lovers plan to comit suicide,
the boy jumped first,
girl closed her eyes and
return back saying “love is blind”.
Boy in air, opened his
parachute saying “LOVE NEVER DIES”
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
(4 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?
Friend : B.A.
Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte…
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
(6 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5) Loading ...Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,
Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai 
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Funny SMS
(5 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5) Loading ...Excuse me…..
What is ur sms account no.??
I want to check…
Some error is there….
Kyonki sms jata to hai…
par aata nahi hai.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
(18 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5) Loading ...Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Funny SMS
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