Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages Collection

We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,

U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,

You think I am smart
and
I think you are right:p

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable…. !!

Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain

1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga
Aur
2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….

Money can buy :-
a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health,

Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

I always think about U.
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I can’t live without U.
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I really need U.
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I’m totally mad about U.
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I just wanna be with U.
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I’m very desperate for U.
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I’m crazy 4 U.
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I wanna marry U.
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I LOVE U.
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Aisa muje MAMA kehti hai

ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo,
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ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo,
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agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film TERE NAAM dekhlo!!!!

Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

Pathan: Pata nahi,

Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko
qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay?

Pathan: YATEEM

1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab
thi wo doctor k paas gayai!

Doctor: kiya howa?

Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi
ek “MEMON” nay choos
choos ker bura haal ker dia