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Where does God live?

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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, ‘God, are you still in there?’

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What is my age?

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Teacher:
(1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.

Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well, my sister is
16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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What we get on 15th August?

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Teacher :Because of
Gandhiji’s hard work what
do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

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Full form of maths.

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Question:What is the full form of maths.
Anwser:
Mentaly
Affected
Teachers
Harrasing
Students

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What happened in 1869?

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Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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My name is Sunlight.

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Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.”

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Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.

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Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward d river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?

Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

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Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho

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Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,
kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho,
nahi na,
beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi
hone se koi Hanuman nai hota.

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