If u like my SMS,
it means I'm smart
If you save,
U agree I'm smart
If u forward,
U spread that I'm smart
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If u delete,
u r jealous, because I'm smart.
Misc SMS jokes caters urdu funny sms jokes & simply hilarious sms jokes
Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages
6 & 17 years old boy
(12 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
Loading...?6 year old boy : I love you mom !!!
Mom : awww..! I love you too!
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17 year old boy : I love you mom!
Mom : sorry, I have no money!!! :d
It's not going to work between me and you (diet)
(10 votes, average: 2.90 out of 5)Loading...Dear diet,
It's not me, It's you
I just don't think its going to work between us,
You are boring, tasteless
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I can't stop cheating on you
What was the first thing
(15 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?‚
Witness: “He said, Where am I, Cathy?‚
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?‚
Witness: “My name is Susan.‚
Three Skeletons Talking ..
(15 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Three Skeletons Talking ..
1st Skeleton : I M The Most Skinny Looking Skeleton In The World .
2nd Skeleton : No I M The Thinnest Skeleton In The World .
3rd Skeleton : Errr... I Think You Haven't Heard About Sara ;-)
Skeleton Shocked :-p
Humsafar Rocked
Prefer texting over calls
(18 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I Prefer Texting Over
Phone Calls
Because
It Gives Me More Time
To Think About What To Say:)
Solution for all the problems
(32 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)Loading...We Have Solution For All The Problems
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When They R Not Ours:p
Man and woman sent on earth
(11 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)Loading...Man was sent on Earth to "suffer",
&
Woman was sent to " ensure that it happens"
Dr. Sarfraz Ahmed (Arizona 1904)
Husband at the bank
(66 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading...Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?
Explain the word "Automatically"
(18 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)Loading...Explain the word "Automatically"
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nahin pata?
OK ok I will explain
agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
"Auto_me_takli"
Alphabets for fashion geeks :p
(16 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)Loading...This Is How Fashion Freaks
Learn Alphabets Today:
A For Armani
B - Burberry
C - Chanel
D - Dior
E - Escada
F - Fendi
G - Gucci
H - Hermes
I - Iceberg
J - Jimmy Choo
K - Karl Lagerfeld
L - Louis Vuitton
M - Manolo Blahnik
N - Nina Ricci
O - Oscar De La Renta
P - Prada
Q - Mcqueen
R - Ralph Lauren
S -Salvatore Ferragamo
T - Tods
U - Ungaro
V - Versace
W - Wolfgang Joop
X - 2-Xist
Y - Yves Saint Laurent
Z - Zara
U b d Sun of my life ?
(31 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)Loading...Boy : Would You Like To Be The Sun Of My Life ?
Girl : Awwww ... Yes !
Boy : Then Stay 9,995,887.6 Miles Away From Me :P