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Most dangerous weapons

The Two Most dangerous Weapons In
The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs

1. A Girl’s Smile
&

2. A Girl’s Tears.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Number and Network

Hi,
My name is
“BUBBLI”

My Number is
0333-HUSBAND
&
My Network is
0300-BOYFRIEND

Number always OLD
But
Network always new

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Marital Life and Fight

2nd day after wedding

Bubbli-
Mom I got in fight with my husband

Anti Misba-
It’s part of marital life

Bubbli-
Oh ok but what should I do with the dead body

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Father 2 his son

Father 2 his son: If u do not pass your exam this time,
dont call me Papa
After some days…….
father: how is your result?
Son: Sorry Zaheer sb

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Throw Butter

Why did Bubbli throw a butter
Out of the window?
.
.
Cause Bubbli wanted to see
Butterfly

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Keep in touch

The Day I Die n Exit from dis pathetic life 4ever,
do buy sum nice beautiful flowers 4 me,
from d money which u r saving by not messaging me,
so keep in touch :-)

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Santa’s sexy wife

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5′7″, 36-24-36 sexy figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

MUJHE TUM SE BATIEN KRNI HAI

Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,
Mujhe tum se batien krni hain,

Kuch ghum k geet sunanay hain,
Kuch raaz hain jo batlanay hain,

Kuch dil ko b batlana hai,
Kuch zakhm hain jo dikhlanay hain,

Kuch dil se yaadain dhoni hain,
Kuch naatay nai bnanay hain,

Jo sher likhay hain teri furqat mein,
Kuch sher tumhe wo sunanay hain,

Kuch dard sunanay hain dil k,
Kuch piyar ki batien krni hain,

Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,

posted in Ghazal SMS, Misc SMS Jokes



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