Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Guzre dinon ki bhuli hoi bat ki tarha,
Ankhon me jagta he koi rat ki tarah,

Tumse umed thi k nibhao gy dosti,
Tum bhi badal gaye Karachi k halaat ki tarah.

It's a girls world

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It's a girls world

If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful,
If boy laughs loudly he's mannerless!

If girl talks sweetly she is charming,
If boy talks sweetly he's flirt,

If girl is silent, she's feeling sad,
If a boy is silent, he's being rude

If girls walk in a group it's a group,
If a boy walk in a group it's GANG!

Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja

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Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
Chalo sit stand kro
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Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.

A girl's status at facebook

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A girl's status at fb:
Weird day
A guy came up to me
&
told me he'd give me an iphone
if i sleep with him.

How ridiculous
.
.
.
Updated via iphone

U r so cute and dashing

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Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing..

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1% of women under medication for mental illness

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Statistics show that 1% of women in the world,
are on medication for mental illness
.
.
.
.
.
So beware!

99% are running around
without proper medication!!

Message of the year

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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

U r like a coin

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Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."

Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"

Boy: "No, Two Faced"