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You can't tap your back for a job well done.
You can't hug yourself for comfort.
You can't cry on your shoulders when tears fall.
That's why you have GOD in your life,
to let Him do whatever you can't.

posted in Inspirational Quotes SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..

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Interesting Definitions

SCHOOL;
A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays

Life Insurnce;
A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich

Doctor;
A person who kills Ur ills by pills
& kills U by bills

Mariage;
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
& a woman gains her Master

Smile;
A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Atom Bomb;
An invention to end all inventions.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

U and ur feelings

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You And Your Feelings
Are Important To Your
Friends
Till
They Are Single

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Short SMS


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Message of the year

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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

Congratulate someone for their mistake

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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.

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posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Riddle SMS

Nagative answer

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By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."

posted in Flirt SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Side effect of excess study

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Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P

posted in Exam SMS, Misc SMS Jokes


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My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

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Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM

Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

posted in Funny SMS, Love SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

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