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True saying....
Women never dress up to impress man,

She dress up to irritate other women.

Sorry for late SMS

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Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn't kill her
I just asked her ,"will u marry me?"
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women

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Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Most unfulfilled desire ..

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The most unfulfilled desire
Of all science students is
A bomb should have
Fallen instead of
An apple on newton!

9 Highly disappointing situations -

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Highly disappointing situations
Your best friend weds your lover!:'(
A close friend avoiding without reason! :(
10 mark question asked for 2mark! :(
Principal sitting near you on tour! :(
EXtremly good looking guy/girl crossing you wen you are with your mom/dad! :(
Teachers distributing your test papers in front of your juniors!:/
Friend calling on b'day n not wishing! :@
Dear one suddenly stopped messaging! :o
Leaving this post without liking it too! :p

Girls look beautiful because....

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Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?

all false

Girls look beautiful because (more…)

Side effect of excess study

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Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P

Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.

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Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.

"If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p