Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it's employees.

First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250:p

I am teaching history.

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A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,"Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.

The most "hungry + sad" moment

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The most "hungry + sad" moment
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When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".

If u were my husband / wife

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If you were my husband,
I would poison your coffee

If you were my wife
I would drink it.

Enlarged version of *BOYS**

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Dear GIRLS...!
When a guy adds u on facebook
it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband...
That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!...
And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status..
he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ...
When a guy likes ur picture,
that...means he likes ur picture not *YOU*...
Enlarged version of the public service message by *BOYS**
Go ahead and share this guys... let them all know the fact

My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

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Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM

Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

Read each word Reversely

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Read each word Reversely:

A'
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
'...ylesreveR

The world's most beautiful sentence

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The world's most beautiful sentence is...
"BUT...I LOVE U"
and the world's most selfish and painful sentence is
"I LOVE YOU...BUT.."