Sare gawahon aur bayanat
Sare gawahon aur bayanat ko
mad-e-nazar rakhte howay
ye adalt,
dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ parhne wale ko
$m$ na bhejne k jurm me
“MEMON” Qarar deti hai.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes |
Sare gawahon aur bayanat ko
mad-e-nazar rakhte howay
ye adalt,
dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ parhne wale ko
$m$ na bhejne k jurm me
“MEMON” Qarar deti hai.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes |
Maha ko dieting ka shoq tha
mamal e ae Sufi
sufi pe atmad jo tha
subah hoi to na SUFI tha na MAHA
3 sal baad maha mili
sath Habib or Sultan bhi thay
Dekha sufi ka kamal.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes |
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Sardar SMS |
Is dil main taranay bohat hain,
Zindagi main bahane bohut hain,
Kis kis ko “sms” karon,
Is NAA.CHEEZ k deewane bohut hain
posted in Misc SMS Jokes |
*GRP MSG* a#
is*& @le$$
=not
# and$lut&
Le$$8th@t
Uff mere sms k dewane log.
Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain:)
posted in Misc SMS Jokes |
KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.
posted in Insult SMS, Misc SMS Jokes |
It’s a magic:-
1 glass thanda pani lain aur
usay apne braber baithay
shakhs per dal dein
ye “Thanda pani”
usay
“garam” ker dega
Try it on ur own risk:p
posted in Misc SMS Jokes |
Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai,
Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai,
Socha ab aapkomessage na karain,
Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes |
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