Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Teacher:
(1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.

Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well, my sister is
16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Teacher :Because of
Gandhiji’s hard work what
do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

Question:What is the full form of maths.
Anwser:
Mentaly
Affected
Teachers
Harrasing
Students

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward d river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?

Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,

U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,

You think I am smart
and
I think you are right:p

Money can buy :-
a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health,

Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

I always think about U.
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I can’t live without U.
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I really need U.
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I’m totally mad about U.
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I just wanna be with U.
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I’m very desperate for U.
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I’m crazy 4 U.
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I wanna marry U.
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I LOVE U.
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Aisa muje MAMA kehti hai