Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,

There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9

I” M” A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.

Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..

Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

When u get this sms,
send it 1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of,
and 1 u wish to kill.

Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u?

I’m on a mission!

Mission to make u cute,

2 make u beautiful,

2 make u smart,

2 make u genious.
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in short.
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

Boy:”I m not rich like Shariq,
I don’t have a big car like Shariq,
But I really love you”

Girl:”I love u too, but tell me
more about Shariq.”

Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenever u face any problem
just c ur pic & say 3 times,
“if I can face this, I can face anything”

Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, ‘God, are you still in there?’