Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
Wah wah wah?

arz kia he

Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
k 1 din machar hi utha le gaya charpai se

My past says u met me
My future says u will care 4 me
My present says u will understand me
But my heart says u will
Always Remember ME!

Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar DilKo Thora Sa Naram Karlo

Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo

Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?

all false

Girls look beautiful because Read the rest of this entry »

D se dosti,
D se dil,
D se dillagi
D se dard.
per D se itna bhi Dil na lagana k
S se sms aur
C se call
bhi na kar sako! samje?

Life is like a novel. It is filled with suspense.
U have no idea what is going to happen
until U turn the page
Keep turning the pages & enjoy ur life

Success Formula,

B sweet as honey
B regular as clock
B fresh as rose
B soft as tissue
B hard as rock
&
B sure as death