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Select any symbol 4 ur lifepartner

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Sorry Aapki Pyar Karne Ki Umar GUzar Chuki Hai

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posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Don’t take ur troubles to bed

Despite the Old saying
“Don’t Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD.. :-)

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,

Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,

posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Poetry SMS

How do u fit 30 indians

How do you fit 30
Indians in Maruti 800?

Throw a 100 rupee note inside

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song

Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song:
“O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya.”

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”

Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”

Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?”
He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”

posted in Misc SMS Jokes

The length & breadth & height of you

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.

posted in Misc SMS Jokes



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