Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.

So please

Brush daily! :-)

Story:
Once upon a time, there was a boy
who aksed a girl,
“will you marry me?”
The girl replied,”No”

aur is tarah

Larka hasi khushi rehnay laga.

I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
.
.
..
.
.
All are examples of
present indefinite tense:-P

A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.

5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??

still 5.

because There’s a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing

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You have just watched my new film
“Taare mobile per” ;-)

If u like my SMS,
it means I’m smart

If you save,
U agree I’m smart

If u forward,
U spread that I’m smart

&

If u delete,
u r jealous, because I’m smart.

Old man walking on the street,
sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,
rings the bell & says: what else?

Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!