Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

The world’s most beautiful sentence is…
“BUT…I LOVE U”
and the world’s most selfish and painful sentence is
“I LOVE YOU…BUT..”

Thoughts r many but words r few,
I m always there for you,
When things go wrong
Don’t turn blue,
Just give me a call & say,

“Yaar, kitthay hai tu”

Q:What is more painful?
When a person whom u trust, hurts u?
OR
The person whom u hurt, still trusts u?

Think about that & reply!

Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it’s employees.

First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250:p

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,”Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.

Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.

Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.

Keep a special place 4 me in your heart,
Not in your mind.

keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u

Because
people
Say
I
M
Mind
blowing