Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Easiest ways to Die,

1.Have a cigerrate daily
U’ll die 10 years early

2.Have drink daily,
U’ll die 30 years early

3.Love some1 truely
U’ll die daily.

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri,
zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri!

Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon,
Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon!

Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko,
muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko!

Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash to doain dunga,
bay wazu hokay chacha bush ko doain donga !

Biwi bachon ko meri jan ki qeemat mil jai,
bethay bethay meray ghar walon ko daulat mil jaye!

Hain jin logon se kal tak thee watan ki zenat,
aaj woh log hoay qabar-o-kafan ki zenat !

Ghar mera hogaya viranay ki soorut yarab,
Aur badli na kisi thanay ki soorat yaarab !

In pai jaiz hai zabardasti hukumat karna,
Aur hai jurm mujhey apne hifazat karna!

Rozi hum sub ki bacha roz ki hartalon sai
Jan aur maal ho mefoz police walon sai!

Jub na schol khulain gay to perhain gay kaisay,
Aur zinda na rahaingay to barhaingay kaisay !

1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao
use bata dena
ye 2 kash laganay
k baad he khulti hain:D

NEWS ALERT!
Police 1 insan ko talash ker rahi hai
jo bohut beautiful hai,
tum mut ghabrana Q k
na to tum insan ho na beautiful,
problem ye hai k mein kahan chupon

1 larki ki dua

Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,
Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,

Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do

Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

Meri

Or

“Shahrukh khan”
ki 1 hi adat same hai.

Guess, what?
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Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p