Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?

A: Because after death,
their daddy becomes the mummy.

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.

Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart…!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart…!

Ur call is blood circulation of my heart…!
So please keep my active Heart…!

By face how do i look?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
Illmanerd!
Funny!
Cute!
Zidi!
Pretty!
Send it 2 all ur frndz ,
n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st!

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
and asked Thursday whether Friday
has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!