Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.

Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

Height of over love
A boy doesn't chat with his girlfriend because
He feels that her hand
Might pain while typing the text.

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.

I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
.
.
.
.
"ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)

Keep a special place 4 me in your heart,
Not in your mind.

keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u

Because
people
Say
I
M
Mind
blowing

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.

So please

Brush daily! :-)