A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Sardar SMS
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Sardar SMS
It’s a magic:-
1 glass thanda pani lain aur
usay apne braber baithay
shakhs per dal dein
ye “Thanda pani”
usay
“garam” ker dega
Try it on ur own risk:p
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai,
Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai,
Socha ab aapkomessage na karain,
Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Tring Tring..
Inbox kholo
Aap k liye phool bheijay hain
–;–;–<@
–;–;–<@
–;–;–<@
ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
Chalo sit stand kro
<@>
Y
.IL
<@>
<>
<@>
Y
.IL
<@>
<>
<@>
Y
.IL
Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.
posted in ASCII SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,” says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.”
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
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