Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.
Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.
Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Height of over love
A boy doesn't chat with his girlfriend because
He feels that her hand
Might pain while typing the text.
posted in Love SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Politics SMS
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Santa Banta SMS
Go down to c my heart..
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
.
.
.
.
"ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na" ;)
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Misleading SMS
Keep a special place 4 me in your heart,
Not in your mind.
keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u
Because
people
Say
I
M
Mind
blowing
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.
So please
Brush daily! :-)
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
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