Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Yoga teacher to a woman:
Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle
standing upside down over his head.

*Nice patriotic story*
1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha,
or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha.
Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k
light chali gaye
pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola
“Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad”

Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn’t kill her
I just asked her ,”will u marry me?”
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

“LOVE”

Starts from eyes

Grows with gifts

End with tears

but 2day

“LOVE”

starts from mobiles

Grows with balance share

Ends with number busy

Feel a life without me,

Khali khali se hai na….
Bus!
Apni baat hi kuch aisi hy

If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!

Don’t b afraid, go to him,

Catch his neck,
and tell him
“Kisay hor noo naa dasin”

Guzre dinon ki bhuli hoi bat ki tarha,
Ankhon me jagta he koi rat ki tarah,

Tumse umed thi k nibhao gy dosti,
Tum bhi badal gaye Karachi k halaat ki tarah.

It’s a girls world

If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful,
If boy laughs loudly he’s mannerless!

If girl talks sweetly she is charming,
If boy talks sweetly he’s flirt,

If girl is silent, she’s feeling sad,
If a boy is silent, he’s being rude

If girls walk in a group it’s a group,
If a boy walk in a group it’s GANG!