Thoughts On Men
Thoughts On Men
Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Thoughts On Men
Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
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In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.
Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom advised me that
before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
If u have any problem
Mujhy batao
I’ll help u (:
If u don’t hve any
Problem !
Tab bhi
Mujhy batao
.
.
.
I’ll create problem
.
.
.
Aakhir dost hoty kis
Liye hain …
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Scratch & Win ..
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Pathan …
Ye Kia Jeet Lia … ;->
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World is full of willing people
Some willing to work
and others like me,
Willing to let them work
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A young woman who was worried about
her habit of biting her fingernails
was advised by a friend to take up yoga.
She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.
Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga
had totally cured her nervousness.
“No,” she replied, ”
but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.
posted in Misc SMS Jokes
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