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Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->

Understanding a girl is like
downloading a 1 GB file at a speed of 2kb/s

At the stage of 99% completion...
you are likely to get ERROR-INVALID FILE

Try again

World is full of willing people
Some willing to work
and others like me,
Willing to let them work

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really,
but I don’t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

A Serious Statement
written outside a Women shoe shop
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70% Discount
if you select in 5min :P

Golden Rule:-
'To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"

A young woman who was worried about
her habit of biting her fingernails
was advised by a friend to take up yoga.
She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga
had totally cured her nervousness.
"No," she replied, "
but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.

One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside.
He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.

"i'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said,
"I want a spectacular job - a job that no one has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."

"poof!" said the genie. "you are a housewife." :p