SMS4Smile » Misc SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult] Sun, 19 May 2013 05:48:11 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/3194.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/3194.html#comments Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:57:27 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/3194.html Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/3194.html/feed/ 0 Baap ki tarifainhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/baap-ki-tarifain.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/baap-ki-tarifain.html#comments Wed, 08 May 2013 16:14:10 +0000 User_Submitted_SMS http://sms4smile.com/?p=5484 Teen bachche apne baap ki taarif kar rahe the. 1st- Mere pitaji bahut garam chai pi jate hain. 2nd- Bas mere pitaji to khaulta hua chai aaram se pi jate hain. 3rd- Ye to kuch bhi nahi, mere pitaji to chaypatti,dudh,shakkar, muh me dal lete hain aur stove par baith jaate hai.....

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/baap-ki-tarifain.html/feed/ 0 Don't take your mobile inside the bathroomhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-take-your-mobile-inside-the-bathroom.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-take-your-mobile-inside-the-bathroom.html#comments Fri, 12 Apr 2013 04:30:29 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25794 Don't take your phone inside the bathroom That's probably the only time in whole day When you spend time with yourself only

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-take-your-mobile-inside-the-bathroom.html/feed/ 0 A Student Service Msg...!http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/a-student-service-msg.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/a-student-service-msg.html#comments Tue, 09 Apr 2013 04:35:42 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25782 If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep.. . . . . . .. . . . . . . Then Home Is Not A Place To Study. A Student Service Msg...!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/a-student-service-msg.html/feed/ 0 Modern Proposal in Mobile Erahttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/modern-proposal-in-mobile-era.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/modern-proposal-in-mobile-era.html#comments Tue, 09 Apr 2013 04:24:59 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25778 - Modern Proposal in Mobile Era- Sweet Heart, I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Battery Life With You

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/mobile-texting-with-a-low-battery.html/feed/ 0 Petals of yesterdayhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/petals-of-yesterday.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/petals-of-yesterday.html#comments Sat, 09 Mar 2013 13:32:54 +0000 User_Submitted_SMS http://sms4smile.com/?p=6701 Petals of yesterday has withered into the past. Tomorrow is unopened bud that may destroy by rude frost. So today is the full bloom of life. we never know what will happen in flux of time, so enjoy ur life to the fullest

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/petals-of-yesterday.html/feed/ 0 nur machli ya madahttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/nur-machli-ya-mada.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/nur-machli-ya-mada.html#comments Thu, 28 Feb 2013 10:29:25 +0000 User_Submitted_SMS http://sms4smile.com/?p=4125 aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon? . . . Click here for answer jo teir raha hai wo nur.. jo teir rahi hai wo mada..!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/nur-machli-ya-mada.html/feed/ 0 God help !!http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/god-help.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/god-help.html#comments Thu, 28 Feb 2013 10:25:06 +0000 User_Submitted_SMS http://sms4smile.com/?p=4122 You can't tap your back for a job well done. You can't hug yourself for comfort. You can't cry on your shoulders when tears fall. That's why you have GOD in your life, to let Him do whatever you can't.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/god-help.html/feed/ 0 Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/interesting-definitions-of-schooldoctormarriagesmile-etc.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/interesting-definitions-of-schooldoctormarriagesmile-etc.html#comments Wed, 27 Feb 2013 04:15:12 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25750 Interesting Definitions SCHOOL; A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays Life Insurnce; A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich Doctor; A person who kills Ur ills by pills & kills U by bills Mariage; It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & [...]

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/interesting-definitions-of-schooldoctormarriagesmile-etc.html/feed/ 0 U and ur feelingshttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/u-and-ur-feelings.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/u-and-ur-feelings.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:13 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=24559 You And Your Feelings Are Important To Your Friends Till They Are Single

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/u-and-ur-feelings.html/feed/ 0 Message of the yearhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/message-of-the-year.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/message-of-the-year.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:09 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=3487 Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/message-of-the-year.html/feed/ 0 Congratulate someone for their mistakehttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/congratulate-someone-for-their-mistake.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/congratulate-someone-for-their-mistake.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:13:56 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/congratulate-someone-for-their-mistake.html Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/congratulate-someone-for-their-mistake.html/feed/ 0 Nagative answerhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/nagative-answer-2.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/nagative-answer-2.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:13:30 +0000 User_Submitted_SMS http://sms4smile.com/?p=4428 By expecting a negative answer, Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?" To satisfy his girl, the boy reply a negative answer: "Nothing of these, I haven't done."

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/nagative-answer-2.html/feed/ 0 Side effect of excess studyhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/side-effect-of-excess-study.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/side-effect-of-excess-study.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:13:16 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=24690 Side effect of excess study :p A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/side-effect-of-excess-study.html/feed/ 0 My heart is a mobile & u r its SIMhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/my-heart-is-a-mobile-u-r-its-sim.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/my-heart-is-a-mobile-u-r-its-sim.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:13:16 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25288 Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/my-heart-is-a-mobile-u-r-its-sim.html/feed/ 0 Degrees of girls!http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/degrees-of-girls.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/degrees-of-girls.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:13:15 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/degrees-of-girls.html Degrees of girls! B.A.-Beautiful Angel B.E.-Beautiful Eyes B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure B.Com-Beautiful Communication M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/degrees-of-girls.html/feed/ 0 Save treed on paperhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/save-treed-on-paper.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/save-treed-on-paper.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:13:15 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=22990 Definition of Human being by a philosopher: A creature that cuts trees and makes paper, and on those papers writes "SAVE TREES"

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/save-treed-on-paper.html/feed/ 0 Life of girl vs boys as compare to facebookhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/life-of-girl-vs-boys-as-compare-to-facebook.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/life-of-girl-vs-boys-as-compare-to-facebook.html#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2013 04:40:01 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25724 Dear Guys, May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-D Dear Girls, May your life not be as bad as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-P

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/life-of-girl-vs-boys-as-compare-to-facebook.html/feed/ 0 Nice smelling mosquitoes repellenthttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/nice-smelling-mosquitoes-repellent.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/nice-smelling-mosquitoes-repellent.html#comments Tue, 29 Jan 2013 06:09:39 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25698 Dear Technology, Its 2013 and we still don’t have a perfume/body-spray that smells nice and repels mosquitoes. I am really disappointed :-(

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/nice-smelling-mosquitoes-repellent.html/feed/ 0 Marry someone who can cookhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/marry-someone-who-can-cook.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/marry-someone-who-can-cook.html#comments Tue, 29 Jan 2013 06:02:42 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25694 Marry Someone Who Can COOK LOVE Fades, HUNGER Doesn’t :-P

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/marry-someone-who-can-cook.html/feed/ 0 Same mobile phone chargershttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/same-mobile-phone-chargers.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/same-mobile-phone-chargers.html#comments Tue, 29 Jan 2013 05:57:11 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25690 Life would be so much easier If everyone had the same mobile phone charger:-P

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/same-mobile-phone-chargers.html/feed/ 0 "Anni paa dety"http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/anni-paa-dety.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/anni-paa-dety.html#comments Fri, 11 Jan 2013 03:32:12 +0000 User_Submitted_SMS http://sms4smile.com/?p=5594 koi Book aesi milti jis pey Dil luta dety, Her subject ney demagh khaya kisi 1 ko nipta dety, Ab sylabus dekh ker ye sochten hain k, 1 maheena or hota to anni paa dety

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/anni-paa-dety.html/feed/ 0 Drive merceded, go 2 swizterlandhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/funny-sms.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/funny-sms.html#comments Fri, 11 Jan 2013 03:30:59 +0000 User_Submitted_SMS http://sms4smile.com/?p=4339 if u want to drive "Mercedez" ' ' ' & wish 2go2 switzerland, & like to stay in 5 star hotel, then visit our website www.apni ouqat mai raho.com

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/funny-sms.html/feed/ 0 Oh shitt.. jal gaya:phttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/negro.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/negro.html#comments Fri, 11 Jan 2013 03:30:48 +0000 User_Submitted_SMS http://sms4smile.com/?p=4244 What was GOD's First Reaction when he made a Negro(African)? Socho... Dont know.. Oh! shit jal gaya!!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/negro.html/feed/ 0 Kon ziyadah khobsorut hayhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/kon-ziyadah-khobsorut-hay.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/kon-ziyadah-khobsorut-hay.html#comments Sun, 06 Jan 2013 01:33:54 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=4205 Professor: Tum 20 saal ki larki Su shaadi kroge ya Apne sy 20 saal bari say ... ? Student: Sir ! Depend karta hy k Kon khoobsurat hay ! Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/kon-ziyadah-khobsorut-hay.html/feed/ 0 My name is Sunlight.http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/my-name-is-sunlight.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/my-name-is-sunlight.html#comments Fri, 04 Jan 2013 19:48:23 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/my-name-is-sunlight.html Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight."

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/my-name-is-sunlight.html/feed/ 0 Positive thinking poemhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/positive-thinking-poem.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/positive-thinking-poem.html#comments Thu, 03 Jan 2013 08:24:38 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/positive-thinking-poem.html Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in the sky Droping shit into ur eye U don't worry u don't cry, U just thank God that, Cows do not fly Always b positive

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/positive-thinking-poem.html/feed/ 0 I've changed my mind!http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/ive-changed-my-mind.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/ive-changed-my-mind.html#comments Thu, 27 Dec 2012 09:43:49 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=4042 Sam: I Have Changed My Mind. Ali : Good So Does This One Work Better?

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/ive-changed-my-mind.html/feed/ 0 The most romantic country of the world..?http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/the-most-romantic-country-of-the-world.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/the-most-romantic-country-of-the-world.html#comments Wed, 26 Dec 2012 03:14:03 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=3992 The most romantic country of the world..? . . guess! . . O yes! it's Pakistan u know y? ? ? har raat candle light dinner (thanks to kesc)

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/the-most-romantic-country-of-the-world.html/feed/ 0 Happy January..!http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/happy-january.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/happy-january.html#comments Wed, 26 Dec 2012 03:13:53 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=4051 The first gush of chilly winds! The familiar anticipation of long walks! cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths! The fog! The vermillion tree leaves! Oranges, Coffee, Friends! "The best is yet to come" Thats the message winters bear.. So make lasting memories..! Happy January !

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/happy-january.html/feed/ 0 Guiness Book Of World Recordhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/guiness-book-of-world-record.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/guiness-book-of-world-record.html#comments Wed, 26 Dec 2012 03:13:32 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=3917 Guiness Book Of World Record Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya Record Qaim Kiya . . . . . . " Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/guiness-book-of-world-record.html/feed/ 0 Happy Slow Arrival of Winterhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/happy-slow-arrival-of-winter.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/happy-slow-arrival-of-winter.html#comments Wed, 19 Dec 2012 03:04:50 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=21039 The taste of Oranges The walk in Frost The Golden sunlight The beauty of Autumn colors The magic of wet red leaves... "Happy Slow Arrival of Winter"

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/happy-slow-arrival-of-winter.html/feed/ 0 Best way to release office stresshttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/best-way-to-release-office-stress.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/best-way-to-release-office-stress.html#comments Thu, 29 Nov 2012 16:47:06 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=3901 The best way to release office stress is To put your head on the table, snooze, yawn and say loud . . . . "Bhaar Main Jaye Company ...":D

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/best-way-to-release-office-stress.html/feed/ 0 Wazarat-e-bijli nay load shedding...http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/wazarat-e-bijli-nay-load-shedding.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/wazarat-e-bijli-nay-load-shedding.html#comments Fri, 23 Nov 2012 13:02:08 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=3909 Breaking news by Geo : Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam karnay ka elaan... " Sorry, Abhi itna he suna tha K light chali gai .

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/wazarat-e-bijli-nay-load-shedding.html/feed/ 0 Men are like bank accounts.http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/men-are-like-bank-accounts.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/men-are-like-bank-accounts.html#comments Tue, 06 Nov 2012 10:01:02 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25656 Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/want-to-slap-someone.html/feed/ 0 Just hit redial...http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/just-hit-redial.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/just-hit-redial.html#comments Mon, 05 Nov 2012 05:21:11 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25639 1st friend: Bro can i use your phone to call my girlfirned? . . . 2nd friend: Yeah sure, just hit redial

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/just-hit-redial.html/feed/ 0 Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/exercise-is-hell-just-sleep-well.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/exercise-is-hell-just-sleep-well.html#comments Mon, 05 Nov 2012 05:19:41 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25636 A Rabbit Runs,Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs. While a Turtle Doesn't Run Does Nothing. Yet lives for 300 yrs. Moral: Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;) Good Night :-)

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/exercise-is-hell-just-sleep-well.html/feed/ 0 Difference between radio & newspaperhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/difference-between-radio-newspaper.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/difference-between-radio-newspaper.html#comments Sun, 28 Oct 2012 23:39:31 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=3891 Do u know what is difference Between radio and akhbar? . . Simple . . Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte and radio mai nahin :p

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/difference-between-radio-newspaper.html/feed/ 0 Don't copy if u can't paste! :phttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-copy-if-u-cant-paste-p.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-copy-if-u-cant-paste-p.html#comments Tue, 25 Sep 2012 06:34:04 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25601 A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he [...]

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-copy-if-u-cant-paste-p.html/feed/ 0 Want to surprise your girlfriend?http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/want-to-surprise-your-girlfriend.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/want-to-surprise-your-girlfriend.html#comments Tue, 25 Sep 2012 06:30:45 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25602 Want to surprise your girlfriend? . . . . . . . Introduce her to your wife :p

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/want-to-surprise-your-girlfriend.html/feed/ 0 Don't go inside the church it's a trap...!http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-go-inside-the-church-its-a-trap.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/dont-go-inside-the-church-its-a-trap.html#comments Tue, 25 Sep 2012 06:19:51 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25599 In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'( Don't go inside the church its a trap!! Wife: what are u watching? Man: our wedding DVD :p

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/man-wife-girlfriend-and-love.html/feed/ 0 Most unfulfilled desire ..http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/most-unfulfilled-desire.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/most-unfulfilled-desire.html#comments Tue, 25 Sep 2012 06:09:53 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25600 The most unfulfilled desire Of all science students is A bomb should have Fallen instead of An apple on newton!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/law-of-reverse-dynamics.html/feed/ 0 1% of women under medication for mental illnesshttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/1-of-women-under-medication-for-mental-illness.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/1-of-women-under-medication-for-mental-illness.html#comments Sun, 02 Sep 2012 09:47:30 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25581 Statistics show that 1% of women in the world, are on medication for mental illness . . . . . So beware! 99% are running around without proper medication!!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/1-of-women-under-medication-for-mental-illness.html/feed/ 0 Behavior before and after marriagehttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/behavior-before-and-after-marriage.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/behavior-before-and-after-marriage.html#comments Thu, 30 Aug 2012 16:33:27 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25569 If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)

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