Marriage SMS / Text Messages

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

True relatives always stand behind u

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True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

Because married men are more obedient.

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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Last chance to run away

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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!

A Blind wife and a deaf husband.

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A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne

Before marriage & after marriage

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He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

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It's funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered