Marriage SMS / Text Messages

Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.