Marriage SMS / Text Messages

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Definition of most successful married life

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Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
"Yet to be seen"

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Difference between boyfriend and husband

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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

If marriages are made in heaven

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Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

Before & after marriage

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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you...

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don't come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

Remember your wife birthday

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The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife's birthday
is 2 forget it once.

Only true friends stand by u

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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.