A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.
Marriage SMS / Text messages & jokes in Hindi, Urdu & English
Marriage SMS / Text Messages
5 funny facts of life
(138 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5)
Loading...Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.
Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.
You can't buy love
but you pay heavily for it.
Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.
Our language is called the mother tongue
because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!:p
Desperate to get married
(67 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Why should I ?
(61 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...A Question Asked In A Talent Test
If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
The Answer Came:
"Why Should I ? :-P
Before marriage, After marriage
(70 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...
*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
Difference between boyfriend and husband
(91 votes, average: 4.01 out of 5)Loading...Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
(101 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
Before & after marriage
(73 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)Loading...Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you...
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don't come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Position of husband is like a split A.C.
(139 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.
Only true friends stand by u
(68 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)Loading...Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.‚
Man needs a poison
(71 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can't sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn't knew u had a prescription.
I was a fool when I married you.
(35 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)Loading...After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.