SMS4Smile » Marriage SMS http://sms4smile.com Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult] Sun, 19 May 2013 05:48:11 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/3190.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/3190.html#comments Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:57:27 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/3190.html This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/3190.html/feed/ 0 2 Wise advices for married peopleshttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/2-wise-advises-for-married-peoples.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/2-wise-advises-for-married-peoples.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:03 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=24972 Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples Never laugh at your wife's choices... (You are on of them...) Never be Prouf of Your Choices... (Your Wife is one of them...)

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/2-wise-advises-for-married-peoples.html/feed/ 0 Secret of successful marriagehttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/secret-of-successful-marriage.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/secret-of-successful-marriage.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:03 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25121 A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/secret-of-successful-marriage.html/feed/ 0 Before and after marriagehttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/before-and-after-marriage.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/before-and-after-marriage.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:01 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/before-and-after-marriage.html Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance [...]

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/before-and-after-marriage.html/feed/ 0 4 Stages of marriagehttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/4-stages-of-marriage.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/4-stages-of-marriage.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:01 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=23870 4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad bcoz of each other.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/4-stages-of-marriage.html/feed/ 0 Behavior before and after marriagehttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/behavior-before-and-after-marriage.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/behavior-before-and-after-marriage.html#comments Thu, 30 Aug 2012 16:33:27 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25569 If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/behavior-before-and-after-marriage.html/feed/ 0 A husband is someone whohttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-husband-is-someone-who.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-husband-is-someone-who.html#comments Mon, 30 Jul 2012 03:11:33 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25476 A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-husband-is-someone-who.html/feed/ 0 Why do we all marry?http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/why-do-we-all-marry.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/why-do-we-all-marry.html#comments Sat, 21 Jul 2012 04:54:34 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/why-do-we-all-marry.html Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/why-do-we-all-marry.html/feed/ 0 Telling a liehttp://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/telling-a-lie.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/telling-a-lie.html#comments Sat, 21 Jul 2012 04:54:34 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/telling-a-lie.html Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/telling-a-lie.html/feed/ 0 Buying a diamond ring for wifehttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/buying-a-diamond-ring-for-wife.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/buying-a-diamond-ring-for-wife.html#comments Tue, 10 Jul 2012 11:34:06 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25185 Wife : I saw in my dream that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me . . . Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/buying-a-diamond-ring-for-wife.html/feed/ 0 The Equation of Marriagehttp://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/the-equation-of-marriage.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/the-equation-of-marriage.html#comments Tue, 10 Jul 2012 11:34:01 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/the-equation-of-marriage.html The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/the-equation-of-marriage.html/feed/ 0 A successful man / womanhttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-successful-man-woman.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-successful-man-woman.html#comments Thu, 05 Jul 2012 09:09:47 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25379 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-successful-man-woman.html/feed/ 0 Golden rule to be happy with man/womanhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/golden-rule-to-be-happy-with-manwoman.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/golden-rule-to-be-happy-with-manwoman.html#comments Wed, 20 Jun 2012 20:31:29 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=21811 Golden Rule:- 'To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot. To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/golden-rule-to-be-happy-with-manwoman.html/feed/ 0 5 funny facts of lifehttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/5-funny-facts-life.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/5-funny-facts-life.html#comments Mon, 18 Jun 2012 10:11:55 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25340 Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees [...]

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/5-funny-facts-life.html/feed/ 0 Desperate to get marriedhttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/desperate-to-get-married.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/desperate-to-get-married.html#comments Mon, 18 Jun 2012 08:04:14 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=21780 Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/desperate-to-get-married.html/feed/ 0 Before marriage, After marriagehttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/before-marriage-after-marriage-2.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/before-marriage-after-marriage-2.html#comments Tue, 05 Jun 2012 18:10:58 +0000 User_Submitted_SMS http://sms4smile.com/?p=4906 *Love b4 Marriage* Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe, mei nahe to tum nahe... *Love after Marriage* "baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/before-marriage-after-marriage-2.html/feed/ 0 Why should I ?http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/why-should-i.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/why-should-i.html#comments Tue, 05 Jun 2012 02:04:16 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=24691 A Question Asked In A Talent Test If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters, How Would You Recognize Your Wife? The Answer Came: "Why Should I ? :-P

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/why-should-i.html/feed/ 0 Words for long and happy marriagehttp://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/words-for-long-and-happy-marriage.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/words-for-long-and-happy-marriage.html#comments Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:31:17 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25316 7 words for a long and happy marriage Yes Dear I am sorry It's my fault.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/words-for-long-and-happy-marriage.html/feed/ 0 Definition of most successful married lifehttp://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/definition-of-most-successful-married-life.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/definition-of-most-successful-married-life.html#comments Tue, 29 May 2012 14:39:43 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=3902 Most successful Happy married life is Defined as. . . . . "Yet to be seen"

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/definition-of-most-successful-married-life.html/feed/ 0 Thought of long lifehttp://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/thought-of-long-life.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/thought-of-long-life.html#comments Sun, 27 May 2012 09:27:51 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/thought-of-long-life.html Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/thought-of-long-life.html/feed/ 0 A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-person-who-surrenders-when-hes-wrong-is-honest.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-person-who-surrenders-when-hes-wrong-is-honest.html#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 22:51:45 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-person-who-surrenders-when-hes-wrong-is-honest.html A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/a-person-who-surrenders-when-hes-wrong-is-honest.html/feed/ 0 Difference between boyfriend and husbandhttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/difference-between-boyfriend-and-husband.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/difference-between-boyfriend-and-husband.html#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 22:51:40 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=3376 Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is tooty fruity, & Husband is qismat phooti.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/difference-between-boyfriend-and-husband.html/feed/ 0 If marriages are made in heavenhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/if-marriages-are-made-in-heaven.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/if-marriages-are-made-in-heaven.html#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 22:51:30 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/if-marriages-are-made-in-heaven.html Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/if-marriages-are-made-in-heaven.html/feed/ 0 Before & after marriagehttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/before-after-marriage.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/before-after-marriage.html#comments Tue, 15 May 2012 12:49:37 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/before-after-marriage.html Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/before-after-marriage.html/feed/ 0 Only true friends stand by uhttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/only-true-friends-stand-by-u.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/only-true-friends-stand-by-u.html#comments Fri, 11 May 2012 18:28:54 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/only-true-friends-stand-by-u.html Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.‚ 

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/only-true-friends-stand-by-u.html/feed/ 0 Remember your wife birthdayhttp://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/remember-your-wife-birthday.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/remember-your-wife-birthday.html#comments Fri, 11 May 2012 18:27:49 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/remember-your-wife-birthday.html The most effective way 2 remember ur wife's birthday is 2 forget it once.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/remember-your-wife-birthday.html/feed/ 0 Position of husband is like a split A.C.http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/position-of-husband-is-like-a-split-a-c.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/position-of-husband-is-like-a-split-a-c.html#comments Fri, 04 May 2012 14:58:30 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25241 Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/position-of-husband-is-like-a-split-a-c.html/feed/ 0 What was the first thinghttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/what-was-the-first-thing.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/what-was-the-first-thing.html#comments Sun, 29 Apr 2012 19:48:03 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/what-was-the-first-thing.html Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?‚ Witness: “He said, Where am I, Cathy?‚ Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?‚ Witness: “My name is Susan.‚

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/what-was-the-first-thing.html/feed/ 0 Marriage is made of trust & understandinghttp://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/marriage-is-made-of-trust-understanding.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/marriage-is-made-of-trust-understanding.html#comments Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:58:25 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/marriage-is-made-of-trust-understanding.html What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/man-needs-a-poison.html/feed/ 0 True relatives always stand behind uhttp://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/true-relatives-always-stand-behind-u.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/true-relatives-always-stand-behind-u.html#comments Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:35:35 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/true-relatives-always-stand-behind-u.html True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/true-relatives-always-stand-behind-u.html/feed/ 0 I was a fool when I married you.http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-was-a-fool-when-i-married-you.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-was-a-fool-when-i-married-you.html#comments Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:41:00 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-was-a-fool-when-i-married-you.html After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-was-a-fool-when-i-married-you.html/feed/ 0 Because married men are more obedient.http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/because-married-men-are-more-obedient.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/because-married-men-are-more-obedient.html#comments Sat, 21 Apr 2012 18:23:45 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/because-married-men-are-more-obedient.html Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/because-married-men-are-more-obedient.html/feed/ 0 Last chance to run awayhttp://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/last-chance-to-run-away.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/last-chance-to-run-away.html#comments Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:05:53 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/last-chance-to-run-away.html Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away...!!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/last-chance-to-run-away.html/feed/ 0 A Blind wife and a deaf husband.http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/a-blind-wife-and-a-deaf-husband.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/a-blind-wife-and-a-deaf-husband.html#comments Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:04:59 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/a-blind-wife-and-a-deaf-husband.html A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/a-blind-wife-and-a-deaf-husband.html/feed/ 0 Before marriage & after marriagehttp://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/before-marriage-after-marriage.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/before-marriage-after-marriage.html#comments Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:24:41 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/before-marriage-after-marriage.html He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will [...]

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/before-marriage-after-marriage.html/feed/ 0 LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/love-marriage-vs-arranged-2.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/love-marriage-vs-arranged-2.html#comments Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:24:31 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/love-marriage-vs-arranged-2.html It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/love-marriage-vs-arranged-2.html/feed/ 0 When a man holds a woman hands?http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/when-a-man-holds-a-woman-hands.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/when-a-man-holds-a-woman-hands.html#comments Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:39:42 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/when-a-man-holds-a-woman-hands.html "When a man holds a woman hands?" When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/when-a-man-holds-a-woman-hands.html/feed/ 0 MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humanshttp://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/marriage-is-the-7th-sense-of-humans.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/marriage-is-the-7th-sense-of-humans.html#comments Thu, 05 Apr 2012 06:28:18 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25169 What's Marriage? . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/marriage-is-the-7th-sense-of-humans.html/feed/ 0 Man before Marriage is like Airtelhttp://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/man-before-marriage-is-like-airtel.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/man-before-marriage-is-like-airtel.html#comments Thu, 29 Mar 2012 12:30:46 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/man-before-marriage-is-like-airtel.html Man before Marriage is like Airtel.... "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch... "Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/man-before-marriage-is-like-airtel.html/feed/ 0 Advertisement of wife wantedhttp://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/advertisement-of-wife-wanted.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/advertisement-of-wife-wanted.html#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:27:51 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/advertisement-of-wife-wanted.html One day a man inserted an 'advertisement' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/advertisement-of-wife-wanted.html/feed/ 0 Most expensive way to sleephttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/most-expensive-way-to-sleep.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/most-expensive-way-to-sleep.html#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:27:51 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=24856 The Most Expensive Way To Sleep With A Woman Is.. . . . Marriage!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/most-expensive-way-to-sleep.html/feed/ 0 Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Womenhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/allow-a-man-to-marry-2-women.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/allow-a-man-to-marry-2-women.html#comments Tue, 11 Oct 2011 15:01:14 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/allow-a-man-to-marry-2-women.html Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/allow-a-man-to-marry-2-women.html/feed/ 0 Best month to get marriedhttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/best-month-to-get-married.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/best-month-to-get-married.html#comments Wed, 20 Jul 2011 09:21:05 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=23864 1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..? 2nd Man: Octemb ruary 1st Man: Don't Be Silly, There Is No Such Month 2nd Man: Exactly

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/best-month-to-get-married.html/feed/ 0 Funny Oxymoronshttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/funny-oxymorons.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/funny-oxymorons.html#comments Sun, 17 Jul 2011 10:19:05 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=23852 Funny Oxymoron's: (An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together) 1) Clearly misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing 6) Fully Empty 7) Pretty ugly 8) Seriously funny 9) Only choice 10) Original copies & the Mother of all [...]

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/funny-oxymorons.html/feed/ 0 Some people ask the secret of our long marriagehttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/some-people-ask-the-secret-of-our-long-marriage.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/some-people-ask-the-secret-of-our-long-marriage.html#comments Sun, 05 Jun 2011 17:37:01 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/some-people-ask-the-secret-of-our-long-marriage.html Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/some-people-ask-the-secret-of-our-long-marriage.html/feed/ 0 What is marriage?http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/what-is-marriage.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/what-is-marriage.html#comments Fri, 27 May 2011 04:56:47 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/what-is-marriage.html What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/love-marriage-is-better-because.html/feed/ 0 2 Men talking abt marriage & divorcehttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/2-men-talking-abt-marriage-divorce.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/2-men-talking-abt-marriage-divorce.html#comments Sat, 05 Mar 2011 15:51:29 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/2-men-talking-abt-marriage-divorce.html 2 MEN TALKING 1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry 2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/2-men-talking-abt-marriage-divorce.html/feed/ 0 Cost to get marriedhttp://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/cost-to-get-married.html http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/cost-to-get-married.html#comments Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:40:19 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/marriage-sms/cost-to-get-married.html A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

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