Kiss SMS / Text Messages

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

Defining kiss in Geometry & Economics

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What is the kiss in view.......
Geometry:- "Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips"
Economics:- "Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND
is always higher than SUPPLY"

Kiss in Physics & Computer

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Kiss Definition in Physics:-
"Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies"

Kiss Definition in Computer:-
"Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE"

A kiss is something

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A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.

Full form of KISS MISS

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DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS
K=KISS
I=IS
S=SO
S=SWEET
M=MISS
I=IS
S=SO
S=SEXY
THATS Y ITS TASTE IS SWEET & SEXY

Kissing while driving

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Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

Kiss is like a stamp

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Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else

Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai

Asked for a kiss

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Best Reply Ever By a Girl
When She Is Asked For a Kiss
By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo :p
Just do it :p