Insult SMS / Text Messages

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.

Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"
Woh aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

So I Am Texting You..:P :P

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Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ?

Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World.

Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D
So Sweet Of You :) :)
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Boy: But She Is Not Replying
So I Am Texting You..:P :P

I put my dog out of the window

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Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
'TWINS TWINS'

Pretty or Ugly ?

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Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly

Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

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Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

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Sweety ! Don't Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!

Always Remember,
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers

Your teeths r like stars

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Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww ... Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: no, far away from each other.

Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

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No visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

A monkey has been severely injured

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Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.