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Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

At ur age hitler commited suicide

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Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

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Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..

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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
.
.
.
! U 2

Roses r lal skies r nila

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Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?

O.K

Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.

Thora sa or bura manlo :p

U r like a coin

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Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."

Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"

Boy: "No, Two Faced"

Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene

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Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

International day for mentally disabled

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Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .

Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,

as i have done‚¦‚¦‚¦