Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I've suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"

When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute"
u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

What is the full form of singh:

S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ?

Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World.

Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D
So Sweet Of You :) :)
.
.
.
Boy: But She Is Not Replying
So I Am Texting You..:P :P

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.

Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"
Woh aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.