Funny SMS / Text Messages

Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?

O.K

Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.

Thora sa or bura manlo :p

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wana See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts beacuse …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..:p

Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho
sms parhne wala “mendak talab ka”

Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.

Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”

Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p