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Insult SMS / Text {funny insult SMS jokes in Hindi, English & Urdu} by sms4smile


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Insult SMS / Text Messages


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Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .

Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,

as i have doneえええ

posted in Insult SMS

U r like a coin

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Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."

Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"

Boy: "No, Two Faced"

posted in Insult SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Why do men chase women?

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Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

posted in Insult SMS


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3 ways to break d mirror

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In 3 ways u can break d mirrorえ

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teethえ.

posted in Insult SMS

You are ULLU

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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

posted in Insult SMS

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

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Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

&
When i look at u & i don't laugh,
thats called self control:-)

posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS

I just feel u....

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I just feel u....

Whenever I feel u....
I just miss u .....
Whenever i miss u ....
I just wanna See u ....
Do u know why.......

It's juts because ............

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS


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Read each word Reversely

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Read each word Reversely:

A'
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
'...ylesreveR

posted in Insult SMS, Misc SMS Jokes