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]]> http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/plz-call-me-its-urgent.html/feed/ 0 U r 1 of d most cute persons in d worldhttp://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/u-r-1-of-d-most-cute-persons-in-d-world.html http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/u-r-1-of-d-most-cute-persons-in-d-world.html#comments Mon, 01 Apr 2013 09:17:59 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/islamic-sms/u-r-1-of-d-most-cute-persons-in-d-world.html You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/u-r-1-of-d-most-cute-persons-in-d-world.html/feed/ 0 Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scenehttp://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/flowers-butterfly-a-beautiful-scene.html http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/flowers-butterfly-a-beautiful-scene.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:00 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms-collection/flowers-butterfly-a-beautiful-scene.html Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/flowers-butterfly-a-beautiful-scene.html/feed/ 0 Roses r lal skies r nilahttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/roses-r-lal-skies-r-nila.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/roses-r-lal-skies-r-nila.html#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:14:00 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/roses-r-lal-skies-r-nila.html Roses r lal skies r nila, ur brain is like khali patila. Bura man liya? O.K Roses r red skies r blue, I born smart what d hell hapened to u. Thora sa or bura manlo :p

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-love-your-smile.html/feed/ 0 Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/jis-waqt-khuda-ne-tumhe-banaya-hoga.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/jis-waqt-khuda-ne-tumhe-banaya-hoga.html#comments Sat, 21 Jul 2012 04:54:34 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/jis-waqt-khuda-ne-tumhe-banaya-hoga.html Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/international-day-for-mentally-disabled.html/feed/ 0 U r like a coinhttp://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/u-r-like-a-coin.html http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/u-r-like-a-coin.html#comments Sat, 21 Jul 2012 04:54:33 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=24871 Boy: "You Are Like A COIN." Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?" Boy: "No, Two Faced"

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/why-do-men-chase-women.html/feed/ 0 3 ways to break d mirrorhttp://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/3-ways-to-break-d-mirror.html http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/3-ways-to-break-d-mirror.html#comments Sun, 08 Jul 2012 05:34:48 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/3-ways-to-break-d-mirror.html In 3 ways u can break d mirrorえ 1.throw stone at d mirror 2. throw de mirror on d floor. 3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teethえ.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/is-liye-farz-tha-aap-ko-batana.html/feed/ 0 God has given many qualities to youhttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/god-has-given-many-qualities-to-you.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/god-has-given-many-qualities-to-you.html#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 22:51:40 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/god-has-given-many-qualities-to-you.html God has given many qualities to you, Good look, personality, charm, intelligence, And many more......this is call as "Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan..."

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/god-has-given-many-qualities-to-you.html/feed/ 0 U r a nice person...http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/u-r-a-nice-person.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/u-r-a-nice-person.html#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 22:51:30 +0000 SMS Jokes http://www.sms4smile.com/?p=355 U r a nice person... but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning... 1st. pray to God so that u can live.... 2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/taste-this-sms.html/feed/ 0 Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar dohttp://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/meri-zaat-pay-faqat-itna-ehsaan-kar-do.html http://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/meri-zaat-pay-faqat-itna-ehsaan-kar-do.html#comments Sat, 21 Apr 2012 18:23:45 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/poetry-sms/meri-zaat-pay-faqat-itna-ehsaan-kar-do.html Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do, 1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do, Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do, Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/when-u-feel-sad.html/feed/ 0 What is the full form of singhhttp://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/what-is-the-full-form-of-singh.html http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/what-is-the-full-form-of-singh.html#comments Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:24:41 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms-collection/what-is-the-full-form-of-singh.html What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/hey-friend-remember-that-without-stupidity.html/feed/ 0 A child uses its thumb 2 chewhttp://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/a-child-uses-its-thumb-2-chew.html http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/a-child-uses-its-thumb-2-chew.html#comments Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:39:42 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms-collection/a-child-uses-its-thumb-2-chew.html A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/so-i-am-texting-you-p-p.html/feed/ 0 Har bar hamara dil dukhatay hohttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/har-bar-hamara-dil-dukhatay-ho.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/har-bar-hamara-dil-dukhatay-ho.html#comments Sun, 01 Apr 2012 05:05:54 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/har-bar-hamara-dil-dukhatay-ho.html Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho, Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye, Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/har-bar-hamara-dil-dukhatay-ho.html/feed/ 0 Phol barsao mera dost aya haihttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/phol-barsao-mera-dost-aya-hai.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/phol-barsao-mera-dost-aya-hai.html#comments Sun, 01 Apr 2012 05:05:53 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/phol-barsao-mera-dost-aya-hai.html Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" Woh aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/phol-barsao-mera-dost-aya-hai.html/feed/ 0 Close ur eyes n think about yourselfhttp://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/close-ur-eyes-n-think-about-yourself.html http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/close-ur-eyes-n-think-about-yourself.html#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:28:02 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/close-ur-eyes-n-think-about-yourself.html Close ur eyes n think about yourself, ur face ur style ur nature ur smile ur looks Now open your eyes Free main HORROR film dikhai na? Chalo thanks bolo;-)

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/close-ur-eyes-n-think-about-yourself.html/feed/ 0 Only you were selectedhttp://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/only-you-were-selected.html http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/only-you-were-selected.html#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:27:50 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/insult-sms/only-you-were-selected.html My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.

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