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Funny SMS / Text Messages


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Who let you get on the horse
You witch's child?
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Can't understand?
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Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k...:p:d

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'The POLITE Way to PEE!

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''The POLITE Way to PEE!"

Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question:
Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom?
Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee".
Teacher: That would be rude & impolite. How about u SAM. Sam said "i realy need 2 go 2 toilet, i m sory". Teacher, "thats beter but stil not nice to say word toilet. Oh u little Jonny can u use ur brain?
JONNY said,
"Darling,may i plz b excused for a moment?I've 2 shake hands with a very dear frnd of mine, whom i hope 2 introduce 2 u after diner" :-p

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Love Happens Automatically

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Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting :D

posted in Flirt SMS, Funny SMS


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Teri girl friend gaye bazar

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twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

posted in Flirt SMS, Funny SMS

Perfect example of good & bad luck

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What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS

My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

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Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM

Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

posted in Funny SMS, Love SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Judge: U r crossing the limits.

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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

posted in Funny SMS


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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.

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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

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