Funny SMS / Text Messages

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!

Send me SMS on these time

Morning
6am To 12pm

Noon
12pm To 4pm

Evening
4pm To 8pm

Night
8pm To 6am

Baki Time Tang Mat Karna
Kam Karna Hota Hai

Who let you get on the horse
You witch’s child?
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Can’t understand?
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Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k…:p:d

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends:p

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.