Funny SMS / Text Messages

Parh likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!
So enjoY!!

Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

Suna hai ki aap ki ek smile par log marte hai….
So keep smiling …. to reduce population.
Aab bas bhi karo… sab ko aaj hi tapkana hai kya??

Paani me tairna machli ka style,
Hawa me udna paanchi ka style;
Different sms bhejna apunka style,
fukat me sms parhna aapka style.

Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score century in d same mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN

Man : How old is your father?

Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?

Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!