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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do

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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS, Poetry SMS |

Mujhe sardar bana do

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Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |

2 men went 2 a callgirl

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2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS |

1 pathan aero plane mein

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1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes |

if your father earned $100,000

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Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!

posted in Funny SMS |

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

posted in Funny SMS, Wife SMS |

Monkeys play football

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Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS |

Catch her by her waist…Put ur lips on her lips…

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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

posted in Adult SMS, Funny SMS |





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