(8 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
Loading ...Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,
Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai 
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(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5) Loading ...Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain…
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(7 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5) Loading ...Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”
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(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5) Loading ...Parh likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!
So enjoY!!
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(5 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5) Loading ...Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.
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(8 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5) Loading ...Suna hai ki aap ki ek smile par log marte hai….
So keep smiling …. to reduce population.
Aab bas bhi karo… sab ko aaj hi tapkana hai kya??
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(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5) Loading ...Paani me tairna machli ka style,
Hawa me udna paanchi ka style;
Different sms bhejna apunka style,
fukat me sms parhna aapka style.
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(4 votes, average: 2.5 out of 5) Loading ...Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score century in d same mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN
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