Funny SMS / Text Messages

Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles
They decided 2 use pigeons,
One day pigeon reached without letter,
Angry Majnu asked laila what’s this?

Laila replied idiot it was a miss call.

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..

Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage

To

TO

To

TO

To

VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo…

DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,
Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.
Good Night

Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani
totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..

Kisi nay pocha:”Yeh kon sa janwar hai?”

tota(parrot) bola: “PATHAN”

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.

Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho
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Na koi tumharay paas ho
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Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho,
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Na koi tumhari nazar main ho,
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Tu samajh laina k tum
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BATHROOM main ho :p

Pathan ki mangni hoi,
usey pata chala k uski mangaiter
ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha,
us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di
k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki
wo meri kia ho gi?