Funny SMS / Text Messages

A Memon on his death time.

My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here

My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa

Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D

Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k

sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.

Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,”To the only boy I ever loved!”

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

New style of proposing a girl:
I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love,
&
I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter,
So lets make them brother & sister.

1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.

Roses r red,
violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
I’m playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!