Funny SMS / Text Messages

Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye
kuch to pakray gayai
kuch hamare yaar hogaye

I say she's no good!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

There's a bomb in my garden!

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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

Jab sey tumhain jana hai,

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Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
jab sey tumhain paaya hai,

har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Ta k poochhu rab say
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ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi

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If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Aisi apni wife ho

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Aisi apni wife ho

aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho

jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho

waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho

thori se woh quite ho
to mamorable her ek night ho

aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey

bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish h0
beauty multyply by twice ho

favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho

zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho

hoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet ho

jub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho

aisi apni wife ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kia haseen life ho..

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?

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A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!

girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata.........

girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

A scientist cannot b a president, but kalam did it.

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A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile,
but u mere lal, mind blowing..... (u did it)

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?

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Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari

Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari

Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari

Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi

Us nay kaha chatey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari

Us nay kaha Pachtaoge,
Main nay kaha KismatHamari

Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai.
Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI

First class in B.Ed

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A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,

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Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..