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Browse through our Funny SMS Messages and send free Funny sms / poem / poetry / greetings, hindi jokes, birthday funny text messages, funny hindi mobile jokes and good sms  to [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/messages-6.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Silent message for all students</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/silent-message-for-all-students.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/silent-message-for-all-students.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:03:16 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Exam SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=22215</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Click to read --> <a href="http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/silent-message-for-all-students.html">Silent message for all students</a><br/><br/><strong><a title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love Text</a></strong> / <strong><a title="Valentine SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/valentine-sms/">Valentine SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a title="Funny sms jokes " href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a> Jokes</strong> / <a title="Text messages collection" href="http://sms4smile.com/">Free SMS Jokes</a> from SMS4Smile.com</p> Click to read --> Silent message for all studentsFree SMS to Pakistan / Love Text / Valentine SMS / Funny SMS Jokes / Free SMS Jokes from SMS4Smile.com
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a &#8220;DEGREE&#8221; without having a &#8220;BRAIN&#8221;&#8230;! :p
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
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Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&#038;
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
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Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/ghalibs-girl-friend-late-on-date.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Interesting line on girl&#8217;s T-shirt</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/interesting-line-on-girls-t-shirt.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/interesting-line-on-girls-t-shirt.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 11:41:25 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=22153</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Click to read --> <a href="http://sms4smile.com/adult-sms/interesting-line-on-girls-t-shirt.html">Interesting line on girl&#8217;s T-shirt</a><br/><br/><strong><a title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love Text</a></strong> / <strong><a title="Valentine SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/valentine-sms/">Valentine SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a title="Funny sms jokes " href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a> Jokes</strong> / <a title="Text messages collection" href="http://sms4smile.com/">Free SMS Jokes</a> from SMS4Smile.com</p> Click to read --> Interesting line on girl&#8217;s T-shirtFree SMS to Pakistan / Love Text / Valentine SMS / Funny SMS Jokes / Free SMS Jokes from SMS4Smile.com
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, &#8220;How&#8217;s the situation?&#8221;
He was shocked &#038; nearly died on hearing the reply.
They [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/how-is-the-situation.html/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Smile meanings</title><link>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/smile-meanings.html</link> <comments>http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/smile-meanings.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 18:56:14 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>SMS Jokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Smile SMS]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://sms4smile.com/?p=22134</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Click to read --> <a href="http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/smile-meanings.html">Smile meanings</a><br/><br/><strong><a title="Send free sms to any network in Pakistan" href="http://sms4smile.com/send-free-sms/">Free SMS to Pakistan</a></strong> / <strong><a title="Love sms messages" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/love-sms/">Love Text</a></strong> / <strong><a title="Valentine SMS" href="http://sms4smile.com/category/valentine-sms/">Valentine SMS</a></strong> / <strong><a title="Funny sms jokes " href="http://sms4smile.com/category/funny-sms/">Funny SMS</a> Jokes</strong> / <a title="Text messages collection" href="http://sms4smile.com/">Free SMS Jokes</a> from SMS4Smile.com</p> Click to read --> Smile meaningsFree SMS to Pakistan / Love Text / Valentine SMS / Funny SMS Jokes / Free SMS Jokes from SMS4Smile.com
Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy
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Difference between Friend &#038; Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
&#8220;U r my Best Friend&#8221;
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
&#8220;U r my Best Wife?&#8221;
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Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&#038;
said:
&#8220;Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure&#8221;:D
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Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband&#8217;s coat from 20 meters,
but can&#8217;t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D
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