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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/funny-graduation-speech.html/feed/ 0 Wonderful confession by a girl & amazing replyhttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wonderful-confession-by-a-girl-amazing-reply.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wonderful-confession-by-a-girl-amazing-reply.html#comments Wed, 05 Jun 2013 11:16:36 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25848 Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me I m in india and he lives in uk We met on marriage website Became friends on fb Had long chats on whatsapp Proposed each other on skype N now [...]

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/wonderful-confession-by-a-girl-amazing-reply.html/feed/ 0 I'm talking to my wifehttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/im-talking-to-my-wife.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/im-talking-to-my-wife.html#comments Mon, 27 May 2013 05:46:12 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/?p=25832 Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

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]]> http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/how-you-control-your-anger.html/feed/ 0 I am only a cartoonisthttp://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-am-only-a-cartoonist.html http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-am-only-a-cartoonist.html#comments Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:08:22 +0000 SMS Jokes http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/i-am-only-a-cartoonist.html If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!

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