Flirt SMS / Text Messages

A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

There are only 2 options left

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My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left‚¦
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad

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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

I love PAKISTAN

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I love PAKISTAN

P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida

PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN

Nagative answer

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By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."

Men are like bank accounts.

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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don't generate
a lot of interest.

Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess

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Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess
One Wrong Move And You Are
.
.
.
.
Married :)

Teri girl friend gaye bazar

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twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar