A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
Flirt SMS / Text Messages
My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left‚¦
U C Me.
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
I love PAKISTAN
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN
By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don't generate
a lot of interest.
Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess
One Wrong Move And You Are
twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar