The most "hungry + sad" moment
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When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".

The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P

According to newton's 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
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The One Lecture You Missed
And
The One Topic You Didn't Read.

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

There are two type of studies:

1 - hard subjects which Cannot be studied.
2 - easy subject that Doesn't need to be studied