Exam SMS / Text Messages

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100"

-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

Tomorrow exam's cheat today!

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Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

Good news for Karachi University students

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Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

Stop only when we enter the examination hall

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Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Silence and smile is the best..

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SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

Analogy for all college lecturers

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AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:

They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
&
expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P

Probability of a topic

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"The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely...."

The shortest relationship

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The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! !

Students r not cheaters

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Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
>
>
'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)

Turning pages without reading

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Air & students hv d same mentality
How?
?
?
?
?
Both r turning d book's pages without reading.

Kehdo un parhne walon se

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Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

Time management and emergencies tackling

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To b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late for "Exams"
Bcoz,
it Teaches how 2 Manage "Time" &
TackLe "Emergencies"!
Think Different