Exam SMS / Text Messages

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

The Final Exam Will Be Based On

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80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
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The One Lecture You Missed
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The One Topic You Didn't Read.

eXams are there, at the paper u stare

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eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Best of luck in your exams

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All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

Height of coolness

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Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>

There are two type of studies:

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There are two type of studies:

1 - hard subjects which Cannot be studied.
2 - easy subject that Doesn't need to be studied

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Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me
for something that I didn't do ?

Teacher : Not at all.

Little johnny : That's good.
Actually i didn't do my homework!

A Good / Best Teacher is who ....

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A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...

But,,

A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D