# Exam SMS / Text Messages

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)

## Exams are like Girl friends

(206 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D

## SAY NO TO EXAMS

(176 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

## Tomorrow is my exam

(180 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

Tomorrow is my exam
But I don't care
Because a single sheet of paper
can't decide my future.

~Thomas Edison

## What's d height of hope??

(164 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"

(49 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)

I replied -
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4.
HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8.

EXAM:
Juan has 4 apples,
His train is 7 minutes early,
Calculate the suns mass :D

## 10 marks in an exam

(271 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)

Question: "How to kill an ant?"

Asked in an exam for 10 marks!

Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole

After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|

Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks

## Silent message for all students

(114 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"...! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

## To accomplish great things

(550 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,

## Why student fails ?

(227 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5)

WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

## Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt...?

(155 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)

Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
?
?
?
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.

(77 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)

Air and students have the same mentality
Dont you know how ?

Both keep turning book's pages without reading