Golden Rule:-
'To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"

Waqt “Kehta‚ Hai phir Na Aaunga,
Teri Aankhon Ko Ab Na Rulaunga,

Jeena Hai To Is Pal Ko Jee Lay,
Shayd Me Kal Tak Na Ji Paunga

A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.

5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??

still 5.

because There€™s a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing

Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai,
tere sang na hone ka malaal kuch hadd se zyada hai.

phir bhi kaat rahe yeh jiye jane ki saza yehi sochkar,
shayad is zindagani mein mere gunaah kuch hadd se zyada hai.

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
"What Was That?"

2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
.
.
.
Fast Food :p

Dil Ki Dharkanoo Ko ik lamha saber nahi,
Shayd k us ko ab meri kader nahi,

Her safer mein mera kabhi hamsafer tha woh,
Ab safer to hai mager wo hamsafer nahi..!