SMS / Text Messages

What is a grownup joke?

A sardarji's boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

Successful people make money

Successful people make money.
It's not that people who make money become successful,
but that successful people attract money.
They bring success to what they do.

(Wayne Dyer)

Is liye farz tha aap ko batana

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

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If I can choose my brother in next life

If I can choose my brother in next life,
it'll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :)
Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.

Interesting moments in our daily life

Interesting moments in our daily life:

Trying hard to find the mobile when it is in silent mode
A random day dream & then realizing that you were staring at someone by mistake
Restarting the song when you miss your most favorite line
Everything else becoming more interesting when its exam time
Enjoying the moment when someone interrupts the class for an important announcement
Shouting 'sirrrr/missss' when its 1o b4 break...

Life is fun when you take it as simple as it actually is

Students Vs Teachers!

Students Vs Teachers :-

When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.

When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,

When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote

When We don't do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don't do, they are Busy,

When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty :P

Even the driver say's so ...

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'

The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love.

I wish to be a good one

One Day I'll Be
Just A MEMORY For
Some People ...
But
I Do My Best
To Be A Good 0ne ... !!!

Childhood is like being drunk

C H I L D H O O D
Is Like Being
D R U N K . . .
Everyone Remembers
What You Did,
Except You ..

Let me ask u something different

It Is Very Ussual 2 Ask

Whats Up?
H R U?
Had Ur Lunch?
Hows Life etc etc,

So Let Me Ask U Something Different

Did U Smile 2day?
If not Just do it now;-)