R u m o r s
Are Carried By
H a t e r s ,

Spread By
F o o l s

And

Accepted By
I d i o t s ... !

Din beet jatey hain suhani yadain ban kar,
Batein reh jati hain kahani ban kar,

Per dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge,
Kabhi muskan to kabhi ankhon main pani ban ker..

Wadiyon se soraj nikal aaya hai,
Fizaon me naya rang chaya hai,

Aap kion udaas baithay ho,
ab to muskura do, hamara SMS aaya hai

: Girls' Logic :

> If He Is Not Online,
He Must Be With That Bitch...!!
.
.
.
.
> If He Is Online,
He Must Be Chatting With That Bitch...!! :p

When Your Mom Decides
To Be In The Room
While
You're 0n The Computer,
So You Just Switch To
Google n Stare At It

Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!

husband: What should i do now?

Doctor - Send her 4 jogging,
if she returns, don't sleep with her!

Q: Wht wud be the most romantic horrible scene?
.
Ans: A guy is enjoying french kiss with her girlfriend
n suddenly she vomits! :-D :-D

Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko
Mere sanam tumne dhadkana sikha diya

Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko
Gham ne bhi muskurana sikha diya.