Lion bounced on wife
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
Nothing is old nothing is new,
Its just a matter of point of view,
Enjoy life as happy days r few.
Bcz life is ocean & happy moments r like dew.
A Fantastic Sentence written
on every Japanees Bus Stop..
.
"Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time..
So Keep Walking Towards your Goal"
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
Faith is taking the first step
even when you don't see the whole staircase.
A successful man is one
who makes more money
than
his wife can spend.
Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U"
A person of real beauty smiles in trouble,
gathers strength from distress
n
grows brave by reflection n prayers.
A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy:
Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair?
The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets,
He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped.
He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian:
Now If I Ask You To Take One Of These Sweets,
Which One Will You Choose?
The Christian Replied: The Covered one.
The Muslim Guy Said:
That's How We See & Respect Our Women.
Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,
Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..
Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"