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Last chance to run away

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away...!!

Scientific formula of water by sardar

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

Beautiful message for womens day

A beautiful woman must expect
to be more accountable for her steps,
than one less attractive.

Happy Women's Day

Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

Woman is like a tea bag

A woman is like a tea bag --
you never know how strong she is
until she gets in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Happy Women's Day

Kept the door open while bathing

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE‚.

What does a woman want?

Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul,
I have not yet been able to answer the great question
that has never been answered:
What does a woman want? -- Sigmund Freud

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.

Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

Women will be forgotten if

The history of all times and of today especially,
teaches that women will be forgotten
if they forget to think about themselves
-- Louise Otto

Sardar's Leave application

Sardar's Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

Best Women's Day 2020 Msg

While v were learning to speak,
our mom understood everythng v tried to say.
Today v speak a lot & claim "mom,u don't understand!"
How life changes.N so do WE..
Love & Respect all Women (mother, sister, friend, etc)

Latest version of java

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava